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The Donkey and the Lady

We haven’t given the Al Gore al-legations much bandwidth here, but not out of any high-and-mightiness of attitude or self-congratulatory moral superiority. On the contrary, they haven’t dug a gutter...

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I’m Not Sure About the Planet, But Al Gore’s Underpants Have a Fever

Move over, Bill Clinton. Take a number, John Edwards. (Who’s Gary Hart?) There’s a new, er, member of the club: The ENQUIRER reports in an exclusive bombshell exclusive that police have investigated...

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Gore Gets Off

No, not in that sense, you pervs. As in no charges will be filed (in one of the cases, anyway): Former Vice President Al Gore will not face prosecution on an allegation of sexual assault from 2006. The...

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Do as I Say

That’s all. What part of “Do as I say” was unclear to you? Green-minded campaigner Al Gore has been left red-faced after being accused of leaving his car running for almost an hour while he gave a...

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A-Hole: Forget Ethanol

Now he tells us: Former U.S. vice-president Al Gore said support for corn-based ethanol in the United States was “not a good policy”, weeks before tax credits are up for renewal. U.S. blending tax...

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Wide Screen TV

Our liberal friends will need to upgrade their fat screens—sorry, flat screens—when these two get together. Fifty-five inches won’t do it. They might want to consider IMAX. Keith Olbermann, the former...

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Nobel Peace Prize. Haha.

In 2007, Al Gore won. Spain’s second-biggest poetry prize has been awarded this year to a volume honouring unsung heroines including Irena Sendler, who saved 2,500 Jewish children by smuggling them out...

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Burn, Baby, Burn

Wanna see Al Gore’s head explode? You won’t have to wait long, given that mutated melon’s distorted growth in recent years. But if you want to pop it like a pelvic abscess, just send him this story:...

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Al Gore Spews Bull[bleep]

Well, he does [NSFW]: His dying spasms are awkward to watch (or listen to).

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Al Gore is a Liar, Part MDCCLXVI

It’s a long post, but a picture tells it all: Analysis of this “Climate 101? video highlighted on Mr. Gore’s website is something I’ve been working on for the past week and a half. It has been...

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We’ll Never Look Upon His Kind Again

THANK G-D! Mullets were never cool: see proof above. “Current TV said Friday afternoon that it had terminated the contract of its lead anchor, Keith Olbermann, scarcely a year after he was hired to...

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Al “Jazeera” Gore

I’ve been trying to figure out what to say about Al Gore selling his loser outfit, Current TV, to Al Jazeera only to discover that Glenn Beck said it for me: A source familiar with the negotiations...

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Ban DiHydrous Oxide!

Where does carbon dioxide go to get its reputation back? Of all of the world’s chemical compounds, none has a worse reputation than carbon dioxide. Thanks to the single-minded demonization of this...

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Clueless and Tone Deaf

Climate change “activist” Bill McKibben displaying both qualities (if nullities can be “displayed”): We actually had a charismatic leader in Al Gore, but he was almost the exception that proved the...

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The G-ddamn Bill and [Bleep]-ing Melinda Gates Foundation

Somewhere, that great eugenicist, Margaret Sanger is smiling: Speaking at the World Economic Forum in Davos last week, former vice president Al Gore asserted that it’s crucial for global...

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